I ve never been keen on first dates

Ah, here we go 

I will be brave and touch this subject.  Sic ! After all, women do talk relationships, man listen and laugh. If they re wise, they don't do it out loud, as they know they ll never win the argument. 

But the reason I was never keen of first dates is because I believe most of us - us meaning men 'cause I m the one writing about it, but girls are no different- will show off, exaggerate, do everything for a second date. Girls normally go on a date to start a relationship, men go on a date meaning to score. Yea, is true. If you re the exception to that, that's all you are, an exception.

Oh, yea, how are you supposed to give someone a chance if not starting with a first date?! Sounds tricky, I know, but  two people can get to know each other pretty well before going for the date. In fact, its advisable.  

But I won't give you a feminist view over this, sorry to disappoint, I know you re all eyes and ready to enjoy it. I only intend to make you smile, with some funny sayings over the first date issue (and remember, jokes are sides of the truth)

 

A date is like a job interview You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed.

Blind date. Too bad I wasn't.

My mother made me do it!

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Oh my. What was I thinking?

You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-husband.

(ouch!! ha ha )

We were having one of those great first dates you can only have when it's not an actual date.

Drink spilled in purse...Didn't last.

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.

The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date.

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can

if you wait until the tenth 

On the first date men worry about what they're going to say while woman worry about what they're going to wear.

I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.